Clearly what you need to do it put Zac Efron in that costume.
And then knock him out, put him in a bag, and leave him in Morocco. And then he comes back to sex Derren. OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.
Oh! Edward Cullen! Derren could fuck with his mind because he realizes he's a creepy stalker dude and then make him treat Bella better, but then she's all, "YOU ARE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED AND HAD A DEMONBABY WITH. I WISH YOU'D NEVER CHEWED MY WOMB." and Edward would sulk and Derren would comfort him.
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And then knock him out, put him in a bag, and leave him in Morocco. And then he comes back to sex Derren. OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.
Oh! Edward Cullen! Derren could fuck with his mind because he realizes he's a creepy stalker dude and then make him treat Bella better, but then she's all, "YOU ARE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED AND HAD A DEMONBABY WITH. I WISH YOU'D NEVER CHEWED MY WOMB." and Edward would sulk and Derren would comfort him.
Or... Tim Drake!
Jay (of Jay and Silent Bob)!
Topher from Dollhouse!
Peter Parker!
Gackt Camui!
The Beatles, inexplicably!
Ned the Piemaker!
Bradley James!
Frank from Little Miss Sunshine!
Kevin Jonas!