ext_26637 ([identity profile] rustydragonfly.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] rionaleonhart 2009-04-12 10:14 pm (UTC)

And why not?

How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, close the door.

One day the lion decided to throw a party for all the animals in the jungle. Which one didn't come?
The elephant. He's still in the fridge.

You're walking through the jungle when you come to a river inhabited by crocodiles. How do you get across?
Swim. The crocodiles are all at the lion's party.

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