I WOULD READ THAT. I would probably read it multiple times.

(Axel as Reno's nobody does work worryingly well. It is a shame that Kingdom Hearts II obviously got Axel's name wrong. (Xehanort's Nobody's name comes from Xehanort's pseudonym, so I suppose it's conceivable that Axel took his name from a false name Reno used, but surely in that case it would be an x-enhanced anagram of 'Leonard Wangtabulous'.))