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My Nobody Would Be Roxani, Or Possibly Rixareth.

You know, Otacon would be sort of delightful as the Doctor's companion. He would be so fascinated by everything. (He would also be terrified, but he would never be able to leave the Doctor, on account of having fallen madly in love with the TARDIS.)

Other possible companions for the Doctor (I've posted on this topic before, of course, but the possibilities are never quite exhausted): Sora, Riku and Kairi. The trio have been planning for years to build a raft and sail away from Destiny Island together. One night, their island is overrun by Heartless and swallowed up by the darkness. Sora, Riku and Kairi are standing back-to-back-to-back on Riku's favourite part of the island, slashing ineffectually at the little shadowy creatures with their wooden swords, and just when all hope seems lost a blue box materialises before them.

Riku doesn't trust the Doctor at all; he's convinced that he is the one responsible for the destruction of their home. Sora trusts him completely, though, and Kairi, despite some initial wariness, seems to like him, so Riku rolls his eyes and steps into the TARDIS. Just to make sure his friends don't get themselves killed.

...hey, wait. This is completely unrelated to the characters-as-the-Doctor's-companion subject, but does Riku have a Nobody? (Kixur? Kirux?) Surely it would make sense. He did have the Heartless symbol on his chest in the first game, so I sort of assumed there was at least a period of being a Heartless. (I was going to say 'a period of Heartlessness', but of course the Heartless aren't heartless. It's the Nobodies that don't have hearts. In fact, Nobodies are just, er, bodies. DEAR KINGDOM HEARTS: YOUR NAMING SYSTEM MAKES PRECISELY NO SENSE.)

OTHER CHARACTERS WHO SHOULD BE THE DOCTOR'S COMPANION: DONNA NOBLE.

YES, SHE IS A CANONICAL COMPANION, BUT SHE SHOULD BE HIS COMPANION ALL THE TIME.

I love you, Donna.

Unrelatedly: yesterday, when I posted my ill-advised Captain John Hart: Team Rocket Agent manip,

dracothelizard asked who his team partner would be.

The obvious answer was 'Suzie Costello'.

They've never met in canon, of course, but I have a feeling that they could make a rather marvellous team. Jack's Houndoom, Gwen's Eevee/Flareon, Ianto's Aerodactyl and Owen's Carvanha had better watch out. (Tosh's Porygon lives in the computer system, so it's probably safe. UNTIL HART AND COSTELLO INFECT THE TORCHWOOD COMPUTER SYSTEM WITH A VIRUS AND IT EVOLVES INTO PORYGON-Z, OH NO.)

On an even less related note: this morning, I received a large envelope in the post.

It contained a High School Musical paper plate and nothing else.

Most perplexing. (

wanttobeatree...

wanttobeatree? Was that you?)

Troy looks like a Hobbit on it and I don't know why.

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(Spoilers abound! Augh!)

I think he was just filled with dark power, hence commanding the Heartless. Like Maleficent.

Or you could say,

of course,

these spaces being for spoiler breakage,

that it wasn't really Riku then.

It was Ansem, of course. Or rather Xehanort. Or whatever. And so that Riku did have a Nobody, and the Nobody was Xemnas, because Riku was in the back of his brain the whole time.

I did at one point make Nobody names for all the characters I played in Jaded Eden, just in case. (Quistis's didn't work. Zuko had a very serviceable Kozux. But it was Ollie Queen I was best-pleased with, because working with Oliver, I could create the fantastic Vixorel.)

Sadly, "Patrick" is too loaded with consonants to properly Nobodise. "Kadrin" is pretty much the same.

That makes sense! I'd like to pretend it doesn't, because speculating on Riku's Nobody could be rather fun, but, alas, that does make sense.

Hmm. 'Drixank' and 'Krandix' can be pronounced, at least, but they do sound rather silly. The best I can get out of 'Patrick' is 'PTRACKIX WITH A SILENT P', however, which, er, doesn't really work at all.

Vixorel is a brilliant name.

Kurix and the "Chain of Memories" Riku Replica go on a crazy tour of the Final Fantasy worlds, and end up in a gambling hall with Late-Teenaged Seifer and Reno thoroughly insisting that they have a system. The existence of Reno is a necessity in the Kingdom Hearts world, as after all, Axel is Reno's Nobody.

I had Reaction Commands worked out for them, too; no, wait, I'd stolen existing Reaction Commands. Saionji's Nobody had Duel Stance. Vixorel was basically just Xigbar all over again.

I WOULD READ THAT. I would probably read it multiple times.

(Axel as Reno's nobody does work worryingly well. It is a shame that Kingdom Hearts II obviously got Axel's name wrong. (Xehanort's Nobody's name comes from Xehanort's pseudonym, so I suppose it's conceivable that Axel took his name from a false name Reno used, but surely in that case it would be an x-enhanced anagram of 'Leonard Wangtabulous'.))

Reno once said that he liked beer so much he was going to legally change his name to "Ale", and the rest is history.

I cannot decide whether this theory is more horrifying or beautiful. Whichever it is, I have no doubt that it is entirely plausible.

NAIJIXOS. That was Saionji's Nobody's name. I had forgotten.

It was really the best I could do. I wholly forget what I tried to mash together out of Quisits, though.

Stixiqus! ...possibly not. Quxisist! Sutisqix! QUISTIS, HAVE A MORE EASILY NOBODIED NAME.

(Xu's not easy, either. Unless she's a Nobody already, of course. Of someone named, er, 'U'.)

IT WAS I. MWUAHAHAHAHAAA.

(What happened was,

barthi's living room at her new student house had this glass-fronted cabinet containing nothing but a few artfully arranged HSM plates and... well. I saw the way Troy looked and I just knew you had to have one.)

Thank you for your mildly bizarre gift!

(A deeply confusing part of me is somehow proud that I am the one to whom your mind leaps when you see Troy Bolton looking ridiculous on a paper plate.)

It was a rather beautiful moment. I took the plate out of the cabinet and discovered Troy's face looked like THAT and that's all she wrote.

And now you understand the strange pride I felt at the way you just KNEW I was the one telling Jensen to suck it. 8D

"Troy looks like a Hobbit on it and I don't know why."

High School Musical 4: Vacation In Middle Earth?

LITTLE-KNOWN FACT: when Bilbo heard what he believed to be the Elves of Rivendell singing 'o, tra-la-la-lally down here in the valley, ha ha', the singers were actually Ryan and Sharpay.

Sharpay would be an amazing elf.

Sharpay and Ryan would be all the Elves. All of them.

As I was telling non-LJ friends earlier, you cannot survive on LJ without gaining a fair bit of knowledge about Doctor Who, despite never having seen it.

With that in mind, I say: John Dorian, Companion. Y/N? Just think of the sheer joy. Although, Turk would need to go too, and then Carla would not stand for that, so she'd join...Okay, entire staff of Sacred Heart?

John Dorian would make a wonderful companion. He would be so enthusiastic! But, yes, he would need Turk there. And Carla, and Elliot. He would beg Dr Cox to come along with them, but Dr Cox is not quite as interested in seeing the wonders of the universe as he is in not living in a box containing three of the most annoying people in the world.

The Janitor tags along by clinging to the outside of the TARDIS, just so he can continue to mess with JD. Alternatively: there is someone who looks and acts uncannily like the Janitor on every planet they visit. JD finds it most disconcerting.

I'm sure Dr. Cox would end up going along eventually. Perhaps Jordan likes the fact that his 'posse' is no longer around and that she could have a relaxing vacation without Cox? Meh, that means no annoyances at work, except Bob Kelso. Mm.

Haha, is it possible to cling to the TARDIS? Or is it just one of the Janitor's unmatched skills?

Canonically, clinging to the outside of the TARDIS as it travels through time and space kills you. The Janitor would somehow manage to survive.

Seeing as how the Janitor is only known as 'the Janitor', wouldn't he be a long lost Time Lord?

Clearly the Janitor would join the crew by offering his janitorial services to the Doctor, who would forever fail to see him as anything but polite and professional, especially once he (accidentally?) fixes the chameleon circuit during his day to day janitoring.

But in all seriousness, YES THE JANITOR NEEDS TO JOIN THE TARDIS CREW. Consider the Janitor vs. the Daleks; they'd be all "Exterminate" and he'd be unfazed and just carry on mopping, then he'd be like "Oh yeah, did you drop this?" and pull out some small but vital Dalek component without which they instantly explode, and right then the Dalek explodes.

*If it wasn't clear, he pulls it out of his pocket, not straight out of the Dalek.

...and now I find myself wanting some John Hart/Suzie Costello fic. Any genre, any relationship, anything. That would be fantastic somehow.

Exactly! I do not know why they work so well together in my head, but they do, and it's beautiful.

They could take over the world. Torchwood needs a proper constant archenemy; the best they've currently got are Weevils. Who apparently are janitors on the other side of the Rift or something? (Seriously, wtf jumpsuits.)

You are quite possibly the most brilliant person in the world.

ILU

He looks so happy!

I really want to see Captain Hart/Suzie Costello in any capacity now, holy crap.

And if we're on the subject of crossfandom companions, I want to nominate the Fighting Agathons from Battlestar Galactica, because the Doctor really needs more kickass married couples in his life who won't stand for his repressed longing. Also because facing the cybermen would be hilariously problematic. I can see it now: "For the last time, Karl, they're not people. Er, no offense, Sharon. You know what I mean! Seriously, stop that. I can't take you anywhere!"

I think I'm going to stop before I accidentally write this.

YES. I am glad that others see the potential amazingness of a Hart-and-Costello teamup!

And I am not familiar with Battlestar Galactica, but the Doctor travelling with a married couple (especially a kickass married couple) could be rather fun.

High School Musical/LoTR crossover: Troy Bolton, Ryan Evans and Tom Bombadil decide to write an ongoing musical about the Fellowship's adventures.
SHUT UP IT WOULD BE AMAZING.

I'm certainly not about to deny this idea's amazingness! Tom Bombadil is totally a High School Musical character who became lost on the way to East High and somehow ended up in Middle-Earth.

He used to be a Music teacher at East High, but one day he took a left turn at Albuquerque. He shouldn't have taken that left toin.

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