I knew nothing of this, because I have very few Mentalist fans on my flist, so thank you very much for directing me towards it!

It is a shame I'm not a fan of porn. No, wait, it says non-kink and gen are welcome! So I could request fanfiction in which Jane is in love with everyone on the team and has a weird, physical-but-not-quite-sexual dynamic with them all! Hooray!