I would be immediately and universally despised WORSHIPPED. - Fixed.

Oh, dear, I'm making this scenario a bit sad, aren't I? - to be fair to you, it really isn't that difficult.

hidden cameras filmed the subjects' reactions when they woke up to find themselves in bed with Robert Downey Jr and with no recollection of how he got there. - The lower half of me would explode and I would perish, that would be what happens.

But I really really really want that programme. As long as they were good celebrities and not, like, Keith Chegwin or something.