Psst psst, your mere mention of his name might be bringing him to your journal right now, where he will find your thoughts on Derren Brown and give them to him in person (assuming he hasn't already stolen them directly from your brain) and then the whole world will know that you ship Derren/glass and probably Brooker/Derren/glass and maybe glass/Brooker/Derren because everybody knows that glass tops everything.

Or maybe I'm just thinking too hard about this.