For anyone who passes by and wants to read it: it is here.

For apiphile: YOU ARE AMAZING. I am not familiar with Coren, but your Brooker-narration is freakishly perfect. From 'with the tone Vicky's taking he'd be able to hear her if he was on the other side of five feet of reinforced concrete. Three miles away. From the airport in a different country. With earplugs in. And clinically deaf. And also dead', I was reading with the most ridiculous expression of delight on my face.

Also it was really rather hot.