YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE PERSON. Charlie gives him a withering glare! Fairies deciding to amuse themselves by creating an actual unicorn named Charlie! Mitchell having no idea what Charlie the Unicorn is, as of course would be exactly the case!

OH MY GOODNESS CHARLIE BROOKER MAKES AN AMAZING UNICORN. THIS IS AMAZING.

Seriously, I think Charlie Brooker as a unicorn is the best image I've had in my head all week. His mane glitters in the sun.