That is the problem with the zombie idea: it would be unlikely to end well, and I cannot write real-person deathfic. I just can't.

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY YOUR SPECULATION ON THE POKÉMON IDEA MAKES ME. That is exactly what would happen!

Charlie is just standing there going thinking 'what kind of sad throwback doesn't have a Pokemon? I'll bet he doesn't own a computer or a television either, and gets frightened and frustrated by things like bacon sandwiches and zippers on clothes'.

You are brilliant.