There needs to be crackfic where they all end up in some completely implausible crisis, like with Richard's hair turning into poisonous snakes, Jeremy being cursed with everything he touches turning to Bugattis (which he'd love until he had to either eat or pee...possibly he'd only have problems with the food-thing), and James turned into a suspiciously scruffy flower, and as James is in imminent danger of being impregnated by an overenthusiastic bee and Richard's gone alarmingly green from being bitten by his own hair, Jeremy finally goes "Stig, help!"

And the Stig opens his helmet and whichever ancient Greek deity takes an interest in people that ridiculous flies around and fixes everything. And then the Stig writes a short note saying he's going to need to take some vacation time and go catch a new god to keep in there.