Awesome. That is so exactly how it would go.

Pyramid Head does not bother trying to interpret them, because he is happily decapitating shoppers.

LOLOL! LOL. That's probably the only reason why he's even there. He doesn't want food, he just wants to decapitate some people.

Also, da-ang. Who'd'a thought broccoli tests could get so deep? With James and Mary, I mean, not Pyramid Head. Also Squall and Rinoa! And I am totally heeing about Holmes and Watson.

WHAT ABOUT DOCTOR WHO???? WHAT ABOUT THEIR BROCCOLI?