Brainiac has staggering quantities of Richard Hammond blowing things up and being gleeful about it (they kill more caravans than Top Gear does, and there's an entire segment that seems to be nothing but sticking inappropriate things in microwaves and watching them explode), but it also involves stuff like a man walking on custard, and testing whether looking at breasts provides the same cardiovascular benefits as healthy exercise (it doesn't).

Derren would love that so much.

I expect Top Gear versus Torchwood would be ambitious but rubbish, and there'd be a great deal of "Well, the bad news is that our plan to stop them failed, but the good news is that their plan to stop us failed, so nothing has been accomplished! Hooray!"

We could have marathon viewings of The Annie Gets Cuddled Hour together! And squee over different episodes, like the one where Mitchell says reassuring and self-esteem-boosting things while hugging her, the one where she and George have a quiet cuddle on the couch while watching television, and the one where complete strangers go up to her, tell her how lovely she is, and give her a hug!

I suspect no one should mention the <Ammunition Dump Challenge to Jeremy Clarkson. He doesn't read your journal, does he?