My strange, incomprehensible tragedy with Scrubs is that I actually buy Turk and JD as a loving, heterosexual friendship. They're so sweet and open and tender and unashamed of their feelings, how could I read in something more? How? It would be like punishing a puppy for widdling where you've told it to. Or something. Whereas JD/Cox is the greatest angsty crazy love affair ever. JD's unashamed, helpless, undignified, abject adoration of Cox MELTS MY HEART TO GOOSH. Their love is so pure and magical! omg!

JANITOR/EVERYONE OH MY GOD YES. Janitor/JD. HOW I HAVE LONGED FOR THAT FIC FROM DAY ONE.