I am now in love with Charlie Brooker and that's all I've seen of him. That's all I need to see. His absolute outrage is one of the best things ever. xD

Oh also, on stealing plums: my friends and I were once on a band camp, then they proceeded to steal a bunch of plums and throw them at me. I'm not sure why I continued to be their friend. ;__; Especially considering they then went on to steal more, put them in the freezer in the cabin, and throw more goddamn plums at me, only these ones were much harder and therefore more painful. I was only twelve, what the hell.