Join ussss. Here is another rather wonderful clip of Brooker, if you'd like to see any more of him (the premise of the game, if you haven't seen any Would I Lie To You? before, is that one panellist reads out a fact about themselves and the others have to work out whether it's true or not).

My goodness! My friends at secondary school used to strangle me every day for no particular reason, though, so I'm not unfamiliar with slightly hazardous friendships. (We're still very good friends, but throttling is no longer involved, fortunately.)