I love you. I love you so so so so much. Have my internet babies, PLEASE? I desperately want to say something witty and fantastic that will make me worthy of you, but alas, I am a failure. Plus I cannot stop laughing, and that does tend to impair my thought process.

I am so naming my band "SKREEEARKAKSAGF". ...I don't have a band, but I'll get one just so I can name it that.

*adds the whole thing to memories so she can come back and read it again. And again. And again. Because it's THAT AWESOME.*