A THOUSAND TIMES YES TO THE FIRST ONE. Go Donna! \o/ My Classics class used to spend entire lessons discussing how much we'd like to tie Odysseus to the mast of his ship and lecture him about what an utter cretin he was to his amazing wife (which isn't to say we didn't love him. We just wanted to whack him with The Stick of Common Sense a lot. Aeneas, we just wanted to whack with sticks.)

These are all quite spectacularly good by the way! Your knack for writing humour is amazing. A+++++++!