and now they're WRESTLING in the hall before the girls come in? This shit just writes itself. A little friendly father/son snuggling on the sofa with a slightly sloshed Josh (try saying that fast) and a sudden freeze, a mutual unexpressed desire to lunge that paralyses them as their eyes lock -

*pout* I'm just trying to convert you. Come to the dark side. We have half-naked sweaty teenage boys grunting in suppressed ecstasy.