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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2010-10-11 10:50 am

Jon Sadleir Is A Cunt.

A quick explanation: recently, my father met a chap named Jon Sadleir and made a bet with him that he could get the phrase 'Jon Sadleir is a cunt' into the first page of Google results for a search of his name within the week. Jon Sadleir may or may not be a cunt - I've never met the man - but my father did give me life, and so the least I can do in return is help him defame a total stranger.

My filial duties fulfilled, I'd like to show you some comics that my mum drew about ten years ago! They are about Santa's Little Helper, a frankly terrifying elf who 'assists' Father Christmas in his present-delivering. Not really the season for it, but I didn't want this entry to consist solely of the Jon Sadleir thing, and I am very fond of these comics.





The small text beside the musical ballerina, in case you can't read it:

When you hear my bells ringing
You'll think that I'm bringing
Presents to give you great glee
But you'll sure change your mind
Just as soon as you find
They all look exactly like ME!

You see the Santa's Little Helper puppet-on-a-stick next to the My Little Pony? My mum actually made that out of felt. My brother found it in his stocking that Christmas. Ever since then, the same puppet has been showing up in our stockings as a trick Christmas present.





Featured in this comic: a Riona just entering on her teenage years, her two little brothers, and our cats, Columbus and Ferdy. (Mum did not make the clockwork giant.)

[identity profile] timydamonkey.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Your dad seems like the coolest person ever.

(Your mum making those comments is pretty high on the cool scale too!).