I haven't watched the QI ep yet, apart from five minutes yesterday (I'm saving it for when I seriously need to procrastinate later today), but I agree with you 100%. I would cut off my own fingers before writing Clarkson/Mitchell (okay, considering my track record, I should take that back right now), but I would love to see fic with the two of them, trying to work together under pressure. Silent Hill! It would be *awesome*. Clarkson never thought he would have to deal with someone even more careful than James May, and it only makes him more reckless and shouty, because Jeremy is childish like that.

(I want a pocket watch too!!)