You are so, so, so brilliant. Honestly, I just -- from the first two lines of dialogue I was going ohmygosh how does she get the voices so well?! And -- and -- !

As twenty-three days have now gone by and it has become increasingly clear that absolutely no sex is forthcoming

*ROFL* Oh, Jack. And Balthier's reaction to his proposition! And Fran being wnderfully Frannish!

I can't even quote favourite lines, they're all too awesome! You must write more.