That bit at the end made me want to cry. 'It's over! It's over! Everything has been resolved, and now I can escape this stifling cinema! ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROBERT LANGDON IS STILL DOING STUFF?'

I cannot for the life of me understand the hype. I can understand the fuss over Harry Potter, because the books are fun and reasonably well-written and there are some great ideas in there. The Da Vinci Code is just painful to read.

BRITISH PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS EVIL. ALWAYS.