HA! I just read the Hunger Games trilogy in one unemployment-fueled marathon last week, so now I understand what the entire internet has been talking about! ...of course, now the entire internet is on to talking about The Avengers, but I can't win them all.

So, er, can you back me up on this? Because I feel like a variably-platonic-variably-romantic poly triad with Gale, Katniss and Peeta should have been the reasonable result of the series. Please tell me I'm not the only one.

...Cinna can come too. And set them all on fire. In a friendly, life-affirming fashion, of course.