"(But that would be amazing. And Jeremy on a broom would race Richard and James on flying carpet to Tokyo, and Richard would fall off over Russia and James would have to rescue him and while they're doing that Jeremy would make up the time he lost when the tail caught fire and he had to make an emergency landing, and it would be incredible.)"

YES. It must be written. *influences you terribly*

And you just know somebody is going to get have a flock of birds being in the way.