You just know that they'd manage to set the pool on fire somehow. While, at the same time, barely managing to tie it back to cars. Somehow. You know, I think that this whole, "Top Gear sets Spanish villa pool on fire" thing needs to be turned into a fanfic. AND THEN MAIL IT TO THE CRAZY VILLA MAN But seriously, that would be awesome.
...although really, that excerpt is pretty exactly what would happen anyway, so I don't know. Man. That is awesome. And now I'm left wondering if Clarkson actually has a Clouseau scuba suit, or if he was just saying that for the column. Because I can actually see it surprisingly well (and I must say, it is scary as hell).
(Do you have any links to, you know, some Hammond/May clips on hand? Because apparently I'm awful at navigating YouTube.) ALSO ALSO, it's probably just me, but I swear Clarkson has this facial expression that makes him look just like the Janitor. (I am now picturing Clarkson as the Janitor. Oh God, that would make Hammond JD. ...and now I am picturing Hammond and JD meeting, and being best of pals.)
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AND THEN MAIL IT TO THE CRAZY VILLA MANBut seriously, that would be awesome....although really, that excerpt is pretty exactly what would happen anyway, so I don't know. Man. That is awesome. And now I'm left wondering if Clarkson actually has a Clouseau scuba suit, or if he was just saying that for the column. Because I can actually see it surprisingly well (and I must say, it is scary as hell).
(Do you have any links to, you know, some Hammond/May clips on hand? Because apparently I'm awful at navigating YouTube.) ALSO ALSO, it's probably just me, but I swear Clarkson has this facial expression that makes him look just like the Janitor. (I am now picturing Clarkson as the Janitor. Oh God, that would make Hammond JD. ...and now I am picturing Hammond and JD meeting, and being best of pals.)