I caught a repeat of the Oslo race on cable telly the other day and it was even better than I remembered.

Captain Jack Harkness/the Top Gear team

Hee! I'm imagining this set in Jack's conman days, with him luring them back to his Chula ship for a torrid night, but finding he can't get them to shut up about "POWERRR!" and "what does this button do?" and "how do you make it go invisible??"

I mustn't think about this further because that way lies madness.