Does this explain why one day I looked on topgearslash and saw you'd posted fic, about which I made a mental note to read, but which then had mysteriously vanished a couple of hours later when I got round to doing so?

Er, yes it does. I put it up and then realised 'WHO WOULD WANT TO READ THIS? IT HAS NO SUBSTANCE AT ALL AND REVOLVES ENTIRELY AROUND JEREMY AND JAMES ANNOYING EACH OTHER IN A CAR.'