That sounds genuinely scary! I don't blame you for being rattled.
If you're up for it, you can play Guess What Country I'm In! Bonus points for playing Guess What Country I Was In Last Night. (Hint - they're both countries where I neither reside nor have citizenship.)
Aside from that, the only terrible jokes I know are various Guy/Duck/Piece of String Walks Into A Bar ones, and the one my friend in the Philippines told me when I mentioned humor often didn't translate.
Here's the joke:
Who killed Magellan? Lapu-lapu. Who killed Lapu-lapu? The cuisinera!
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If you're up for it, you can play Guess What Country I'm In! Bonus points for playing Guess What Country I Was In Last Night. (Hint - they're both countries where I neither reside nor have citizenship.)
Aside from that, the only terrible jokes I know are various Guy/Duck/Piece of String Walks Into A Bar ones, and the one my friend in the Philippines told me when I mentioned humor often didn't translate.
Here's the joke:
Who killed Magellan?
Lapu-lapu.
Who killed Lapu-lapu?
The cuisinera!
It's funny because it's baffling!