Oh, goodness. I have Tremendous Issues with using Richard's accident in fiction or silly memes, so I'm going to have to do the second one.
5. He gets an excuse to fly! Which is lovely, even if you have The Most Irritating Passenger In The World in the back. 4. He's relatively in the background, so he's less likely to be mobbed by insane fangirls. Although he's learnt that he still shouldn't let his guard down. 3. He can try out lots and lots of lovely luxury limousines. Okay, cars in general, but I wanted to keep the alliteration going. 2. Next to Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson, he looks completely normal. Which is nice. 1. Also, orgies.
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5. He gets an excuse to fly! Which is lovely, even if you have The Most Irritating Passenger In The World in the back.
4. He's relatively in the background, so he's less likely to be mobbed by insane fangirls. Although he's learnt that he still shouldn't let his guard down.
3. He can try out lots and lots of lovely luxury limousines. Okay, cars in general, but I wanted to keep the alliteration going.
2. Next to Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson, he looks completely normal. Which is nice.
1. Also, orgies.