5. Failed all of their exams because they were so busy staring at her. It's no wonder she lost her Instructor licence.
4. Presented her with a pet Geezard, which proceeded to eat her chain whip and all of the buckles on her shoes.
3. Stowed away in the boot of her car.
2. Filled her classroom with flowers. Firstly because it's sort of difficult to teach when you can't see the students for all the flora, and secondly because OH GOD THE ROOM IS FULL OF GRATS.
1. Trepe: The Musical!