5. Watch this. That's just not a sane opening video. 4. "So, yeah, you don't really exist. You're really a part of that guy suspended in the gigantic crystal flower, and you were created because he was turned into a shadowy insect a while ago. No, seriously." 3. "King Mickey’s palace is full of thorns! Quickly, Sora, jump through the portal into the peculiarly-animated black-and-white past and fight a cat/dog with the help of his past self!" 2. "THE SKELETON AND I MUST SAVE CHRISTMAS! COME, MY MUMMIFIED DUCK FRIEND!" 1. "Right, so my magical clothes have turned me into a lion cub..."
(Other candidates: “Because pages were ripped out of the book in which he lives, Winnie the Pooh has amnesia. Also, he is having an out-of-body experience.” “OH MY GOD I’M BEING ATTACKED BY MY REFLECTION.” “Yes, Scrooge McDuck, of course sea-salt flavour ice-cream will be a million-seller.” “THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF THE DUNGEON IS TO LIGHT MAGICAL LANTERNS WITH THE AID OF A WALKING, TALKING CLOCK AND CANDLESTICK.” “Fighting countless clones, made out of water, of a man whose weapon is a magical sitar? Makes perfect sense to me.” “YOU MUST DEFEAT THE SEA-WITCH... WITH SONG!” “It turns out that the curse hasn’t been broken, because teleporting jellyfish have been stealing the cursed pirate gold.” “YOU HAVE BEEN ARRESTED. OBVIOUSLY THIS ENTAILS BEING SUCKED INTO A COMPUTER AND FIGHTING COMPUTER PROGRAMMES ON A MOTORBIKE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS LIKE WHERE YOU COME FROM, BUT HERE THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.” “Oh, no! All our ______ are gone!”)
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5. Watch this. That's just not a sane opening video.
4. "So, yeah, you don't really exist. You're really a part of that guy suspended in the gigantic crystal flower, and you were created because he was turned into a shadowy insect a while ago. No, seriously."
3. "King Mickey’s palace is full of thorns! Quickly, Sora, jump through the portal into the peculiarly-animated black-and-white past and fight a cat/dog with the help of his past self!"
2. "THE SKELETON AND I MUST SAVE CHRISTMAS! COME, MY MUMMIFIED DUCK FRIEND!"
1. "Right, so my magical clothes have turned me into a lion cub..."
(Other candidates: “Because pages were ripped out of the book in which he lives, Winnie the Pooh has amnesia. Also, he is having an out-of-body experience.”
“OH MY GOD I’M BEING ATTACKED BY MY REFLECTION.”
“Yes, Scrooge McDuck, of course sea-salt flavour ice-cream will be a million-seller.”
“THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF THE DUNGEON IS TO LIGHT MAGICAL LANTERNS WITH THE AID OF A WALKING, TALKING CLOCK AND CANDLESTICK.”
“Fighting countless clones, made out of water, of a man whose weapon is a magical sitar? Makes perfect sense to me.”
“YOU MUST DEFEAT THE SEA-WITCH... WITH SONG!”
“It turns out that the curse hasn’t been broken, because teleporting jellyfish have been stealing the cursed pirate gold.”
“YOU HAVE BEEN ARRESTED. OBVIOUSLY THIS ENTAILS BEING SUCKED INTO A COMPUTER AND FIGHTING COMPUTER PROGRAMMES ON A MOTORBIKE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS LIKE WHERE YOU COME FROM, BUT HERE THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.”
“Oh, no! All our ______ are gone!”)