5. She is adorable - well, yes, all right, so is Richard, but she could be argued to be even more adorable and certainly looks better shirtless - and the fact that the Top Gear team have their own dog is adorable.
4. She will choose lying down and going to sleep over driving cars off cliffs and is therefore much more sensible than her co-presenters.
3. She's fluffier than any of the others. Even James.
2. She's never insulted the Germans. Or the French. Or the Dutch. Or the Americans. She is an open-minded sort of dog and will fall asleep on anyone equally.
1. Has she ever set a car-wash on fire? Has she? No.