Although...that conversation disintegrated last night.

Heh, true, although the sheer ridiculousness of it didn't actually hit me until the fic had been written. (Look at me, saying 'the fic had been written'. I'm clearly having trouble admitting that I actually wrote it.)

And yes, I really appreciate having someone to drag the SICK AND TWISTED THOUGHTS out into the open. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.