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[rionaleonhart]

...A recent discussion over e-mail with reipan just disintegrated into a discussion of Pyramid Head Mary-Sues, Pyramid Head's penis, Care Bears smut and Silent Hill slash, resulting in a terrible Pyramid Head/James almost-smutfic that will hopefully never see the light of day.

Because of this, I have been deemed unworthy of having existed.

If anyone needs me, I will be hiding in SHAME.

(...Does anyone else think that the line 'I'm sorry, James. I torment because I love' should have worked its way into Pyramid Head's dialogue? Well, if he had dialogue. It would have made the game ten times better.

Seriously, though. James being subject to the physical manifestation of his own suppressed sexual desires, with himself in the role of Mary? There's a really awesome fic just waiting to be written there. Somebody write it? Anyone?)

Comments

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

This sounds like a call for PATRICKMAN!

[reipan.livejournal.com]

I have my uses, don't I? You sneer at me now, but it's me who has to reach into your head and pull out the SICK AND TWISTED THOUGHTS THAT EAT AT YOUR SOUL!!!!

...dude. o.o

Aww, you can still exist. *huggles* Although...that conversation disintegrated last night. I think you have a slight problem with delayed reactions.

[rionaleonhart]

Although...that conversation disintegrated last night.

Heh, true, although the sheer ridiculousness of it didn't actually hit me until the fic had been written. (Look at me, saying 'the fic had been written'. I'm clearly having trouble admitting that I actually wrote it.)

And yes, I really appreciate having someone to drag the SICK AND TWISTED THOUGHTS out into the open. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.

[reipan.livejournal.com]

Eh. I am sick and twisted. Therefore I inspire others to become likewise.

...

That's not something to be proud of, is it?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Ah, sometimes you really shouldn't look at fanficrants.

Never played SH in my life, but Pyramid Head Mary Sues are officially the batshit insanest Sues I've ever come across.