Don't Worry; I'm Only This Sentimental Once A Year.

[rionaleonhart]

Well, the computer is telling me it's just past midnight, so Merry Christmas, everyone! I absolutely love all of you: you make me grin like a lunatic and crack up laughing and become hopelessly addicted to your awesome fanfiction. I'm always thrilled when ridiculous crossovers and hilarious parodies show up unexpectedly in my comments (the Jonathan-Ross-written Richard/Jeremy snippet-war between dracothelizard and anazri had me laughing until I could not breathe). You persuade me to write things I would never have even considered otherwise. You have fascinating observations on fandoms, which I could never have come up with. You are all fantastically intelligent, witty, open-minded people, and I'm so glad I met all of you.

Er, I feel a bit silly about posting this. Still. GROUP HUG.

Comments

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas! \o.o/

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

"oh dear god. dracothelizard and anazri, I have no idea who you are, but you are both awesome. And possibly insane. But in a good way."

Thank you ^-^.

[transnomad.livejournal.com]

Seconded. Why can't I write badfic like that? (I didn't even know badfic could inspire jealousy! Arg!)

The "Merry Christmas" was also seconded.

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know badfic could inspire jealousy!

You would think there'd be some kind of rule (or even any lingering traces of sanity) preventing that, wouldn't you?

[anazri.livejournal.com]

*bows*

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

You are adorable. And brilliant. And also merry bloody christmas; you deserve an awesome one. And also did I mention that you are adorable? ♥

(Because of this, erm, I might have ended up writing something for you. Hey, it's Christmas. If I can't torture you with crossover crackfic, when can I? But, erm, it's actually turning out to be kind of long, when I'd intended it to be a drabble, and therefore, I've decided to be awful and spam you with snippets of it throughout today. HEE. Prepare yourself.)

Re: #1

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, I love Captain Jack's nametag. Marvellous.

"Hey, unless you wanna lick it off, forget it."

This is quite an introduction! And Rose drags him away, which is just the best thing ever. JD, WHY ARE YOU HIDING AND SPYING ON THEM? THAT IS EXTREMELY RUDE, SIR.

He looks on as Jack pulls out thick clumps of the stuff from his coat pockets and brandishes it at the two of them like it's some kind of weapon

You are awesome, and the image of Rose laughing while Jack chases the Doctor with the mistletoe is quite possibly the most charming thing in the world.

Oh, God, the Janitor with antlers and a red nose? I can't decide whether that's more hilarious or frightening.

"You're making me uncomfortable," he continues. "I think you should leave."

Ahahaha! I love the Janitor, and you write him so well, and I think he's got to be one of the hardest characters ever to write, so applause!

IN CONCLUSION YOU ARE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU. Cracky crossovers are the best sort of Christmas present there is. Thank you so much!

Re: #1

[gayjunglefever.livejournal.com]

God, don't speak too soon, it gets worse. But still, eee, thank you. Do I perhaps have permission to spam you with more? *g*

(Also, would you believe, you were in my dream last night, alongside freakish_geek and strangeumbrella. We were all at the bottom of the sea having to protect some kind of fish by singing Beatles songs upon its request. So, so bizarre.)

Re: #1

[rionaleonhart]

YOU HAVE ORDERS TO SPAM ME WITH MORE, MADAM.

(Although I really can't talk (I, er, dreamt that I was JD last night): you are extremely odd. Also, I can't sing, to the extent that I am actually embarrassed about having been heard singing in someone else's dream.)

Re: #2

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, my God.

Scrubs/Doctor Who would have been awesome enough, and now you're adding Life on Mars? I may explode with glee.

JD fights the urge to pet him.

You and everyone else, JD. Awww, Sam.

Sam makes no move to respond, just continues looking utterly confused, and possibly like he's about to cry.

SOMEBODY GIVE HIM A HUG. SOMEBODY GIVE HIM A HUG, PLEASE.

And JD tries to bond with him over being called girls' names! This is so very adorable that I may die.

[memlu.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas! You are always, always entertaining, even when you're talking about things I've never heard of (That Show About Cars, for example).

I hope you have a wonderful holiday. ♥

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't think it's a snippet *war*, since it's very friendly and utterly *ridiculous* in the best way possible. If it ever has a proper ending beyond 'everybody cries', it should be posted up on That Community as an example of 'what not to do'.

"You are all fantastically intelligent, witty, open-minded people, and I'm so glad I met all of you."

Translation: You are all crazier and loonier than I am, and you make me look sane sometimes, so thank you!

And group hug right back at you! Whee!

Draco, who has been drinking a bit, but isn't so drunk that she will write Top Gear gender bender, hahahaha.

Unfortunately, she has now written slash for The Santa Clause 1 and 2. Whoops.

And I think you should know that I am attempting to download Silent Hill 2 to play it, and it is all your fault. I will probably use a walkthrough like mad since I am very bad at those puzzly games. Although isn't it a bit like a point and click adventure in that you pick everything you can along the way and try it out on everything else to see if that works? Because I could handle Monkey Island. Although Monkey Island didn't have crazy murderous monsters, despite the zombie pirate.

Maybe I should just shut up now.

[calamitysxchild.livejournal.com]

Happy Holidays! Keep crankin' out the awesome ficcage!

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

Joyous Die Solus Natali Invictus! And yaay for the Rionalove!

I should totally write you something, sometime, but I have no idea what.

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas!!

I wish I had some awesome links to send you, since you've sent me so many, and introduced me to all these awesome fandoms I never would've found on my own. But, uh, I don't have any. I AM SORRY! I'd link you to this awesome Jeremy/Bugatti fic I read, but considering it was written by you, you probably know about it already.

For some reason, I keep picturing the group hug looking approximately like how a Scrubs group hug would be, and I have no clue why. (OH DEAR. This reminds me, I don't think I ever replied to one of your comments about why I kept picturing Dr. Cox tearing someone's throat out with his teeth. Since you mentioned it, I am pretty sure it is because of the House/Scrubs crossover that I actually never commented on because I was still hoping I'd watch House at some point and actually be able to say things about House.)

[anazri.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Merry Christmas to you too, dear!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

*dives into the group hug*

Merry Christmas, Riona!

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

MERRY CHRISTMAS. Be as sentimental as you like!

[code-epic.livejournal.com]

I am almost certain you are not talking about me. Fantastically intelligent, witty, open-minded? All the same, I'm glad I met you. And I'm glad I'm back.