If the alternate me had my personality, we so would snog to see what it was like.

And then the two of us would team up and write insane crack!fic.

Or maybe we'll write insane crack!fic first, and while waiting for the reactions to come in or for it to be beta'd, one of us will say 'So... you remember Parallel Universe from Red Dwarf, right?'

Although I shouldn't rule out the option that me meeting my alternate self would go down like Rimmer meeting his alternate. There is a chance that we wouldn't get along at ALL.