And of course if that were the case, Alternate May would consider Our Clarkson different from 'his' Clarkson... It might be a nice break for both of them!

We've had this discussion before, and I'm still with the monkeys over the lions! Don't underestimate May, I reckon he's sneaky. All the Hammonds would have on their side would be that vague hope of tiring Jeremy out.

I can't believe we're even having this discussion...!