That would be utterly hillarious! Imagine the Clarksons and Mays hating each other, and the Hammonds clicking and plotting mischief... oh dear, I'm putting way too much thought into this!

Well, that's true, they would have a combination of energy and pig-headdednes on their side!

It's a tall order, mine's starting to dribble out my ears...

Hee! Not very, probably. What about two Clarksons and a May, then?