It's Guy Love, Between Two Guys.

[rionaleonhart]

Some of you may recall that, a while ago, I posted a link to a clip of Turk and JD of Scrubs fame singing about their Entirely Platonic love for each other. Rumour had it that this clip was from a to-be-aired musical episode.

This rumour has now been confirmed by, well, the musical episode actually airing.

Have you ever wanted to see a Gilbert-and-Sullivan-style Dr. Cox rant? An enormous song-and-dance sequence welcoming a patient to a hospital? Turk and Carla arguing during an awesome tango? The Janitor singing a solo about how much he despises JD?

Now you can.

(EDIT: Oh, damn and blast, it's been taken down. However, you can still watch most of the songs in the spoiler-free version I compiled for squeemu.)

I hope it inspires the same inexpressible joy in you that it does in me.

(I didn't upload this myself, by the way; I'm just sharing the love.)

In unrelated news: THE NEW SERIES OF TOP GEAR STARTS IN ONE WEEK. I AM DYING OF ANTICIPATION.

Comments

[jeanne-dark.livejournal.com]

I have so much love for the guy love song. Watching it made me giggle and smile so very much. Turk and JD = best heterosexual life partners ever.

[rionaleonhart]

It is glorious. I think my favourite part has to be "It's like I've married my best friend - " "But in a totally manly way!", and then they say "Let's go!" in unison. I FIND YOUR CLAIMS OF MANLINESS UNCONVINCING, GENTLEMEN.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

Having downloaded and watched it only yesterday, I can safely say 'BEST SCRUBS EPISODE EVER'.

[rionaleonhart]

I think I may have to agree! Of course, I'm somewhat biased towards it, because I firmly believe that there should be musicals of everything, including Silent Hill, Top Gear and Gardener's Question Time.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes and MORE yes, but you're forgetting real life.

[rionaleonhart]

HOW COULD I FORGET REAL LIFE? I have always wished that people would burst into random song-and-dance numbers for no reason at all. There needs to be a campaign. In song, obviously.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

AND ALL OF IT FUNKILY CHOREOGRAPHED.

OBVIOUSLY.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

I want the Top Gear musical so much right now.

[rionaleonhart]

It would be amazing. Jeremy would serenade a car for ten minutes, and then there would be a cross-continent race, with Richard and James singing a duet about how this time they're going to win and Jeremy singing a power ballad sorry, and as they neared the end the two songs would sort of blend into each other and I AM THINKING TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

There would also be a huge co-ordinated dance routine performed entirely via the medium of powerslides in supercars - probably on Pendine Sands and I'm thinking way too much about this too...

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Also, music from exhaust pipes. AGAIN.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Stig's song would be ENTIRELY instrumental.

[anazri.livejournal.com]

I firmly believe there should be musicals of everything, including... Top Gear

"Hello, and welcome! Now, this week we thought we'd do something a bit different. Make that very different...."

[futuresoon.livejournal.com]

As much as I loved it (and really, I would have been happy with it even if it sucked so long as it had a duet between JD and Dr. Cox, which it did), I find the second song to be extremely distressing. I mean, yes, it's funny. But also distressing.

[rionaleonhart]

I was really rather worried that someone would come in at that point and wonder what on Earth I was watching. But I am prepared to forgive it, purely because the terrified patient trying to back away from the advancing dancers in her wheelchair had me in stitches.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I was going watch some season 9 of Stargate, but now I shall be distracted by this!

Actually, I shall be watching Stargate until the youtube thing has loaded. Damn slow internet connection.

[sashwizzled.livejournal.com]

I'd never even heard of that Scrubs episode, but just hearing about it is making me very, very happy. :DD

AND YES. TOP GEAR. Too bad I'll have no TV when it starts, but still, that's what YouTube's for, I suppose.

[sarkastic.livejournal.com]

SO AWESOME! I keep rewatching Guy Love. Turk and JD are the gayest straight couple ever.

[calamitysxchild.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU SO MUCH. NOW I CAN HAVE THIS ON MY IPOD WITHOUT BEING AN ITUNES STORE MEMBER! WOOT!

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. I AM SO GLAD YOU FOUND THIS. The world is suddenly a better place, just knowing this exists.

Now I just need to figure out if there are spoilers, so I can watch it!

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, damn, this is very annoying, because there are spoilers.

HOWEVER.

Because I am a lovely person, I have gone searching for clips that bypass the spoilers just for you and arranged them in chronological order.

(Quick background information: JD and Elliot are roommates at the moment. Carla is contemplating a break from work.)

JD and Elliot meet the patient.

(JD and Elliot get out of the ambulance at the hospital.)
JD: The mind's a freaky thing, Elliot; maybe she does hear singing.
Elliot: Yeah, well, I haven't sung since the sixth-grade talent show when I sang Pat Benatar's 'Hell is for Children'. Then, afterwards, Mr Sheman, the MC, said 'No, actually, Hell is for everyone who just had to hear you sing that song.' My mom was so mad she slept with him and ruined his marriage.
JD: Well, let's see how she's doing... (opens the ambulance door)

Welcome to Sacred Heart.

(JD and Dr. Cox are walking along a hospital corridor.)
JD: So, Mrs Miller passed both audiological and neurological exams; we cannot find anything that explains why she’s hearing music.
Cox: Oh, well, how about this for an explanation: she’s cuckoo-pants? (gives JD a file) Run some more tests; interpret her psyche.

Everything Comes Down to Poo.

(Elliot comes across Turk, Carla and JD at reception)
Elliot: Guess what, you guys: I put an offer on a little house, and it just got accepted!
Turk and Carla: Congratulations!
JD: That’s awesome!
Elliot: I own a house!
JD: I’m so excited for us. (leaves)
Elliot: (perplexed) Does he think that... he’s moving in with me?
Carla: That would be a yes.
Kelso: (enters) Excuse me, ex-Nurse Turkleton, but, if you want to hang out around here, you’re going to need a visitor’s badge. (clips one to her cardigan thing. Carla looks somewhat affronted.)

(musical number that I cannot link to because it is spoilery!)

Dr. Cox’s musical rant!

(Elliot and Carla are talking. By the way, Turk really wants Carla to stay home from work for reasons I can’t quite fathom, but Carla doesn’t.)
Elliot: I know JD’s in a bad place, but I’m an adult, I’m making good money, I just want to live by myself.
Carla: So just tell him.
Elliot: Oh, so it’s that easy? Then why don’t you just tell Turk that you just want to go back to work?
Carla: (sighs) Well, what the hell am I going to do?

IMPORTANT: If you want to avoid spoilers, pause the next clip immediately and skip it forward about twenty seconds, to where the patient is being wheeled to the MRI machine.
Face the Future.

[rionaleonhart]

(Elliot and Carla are at the nurses’ station.)
Elliot: Okay, we have to tell them.
Carla: They’re so close; maybe they’ll help each other through it.
Elliot: Oh, come on, Carla, they’re guys. They’re not going to get all touchy-feely.

Guy Love! (I have no idea why JD’s scrubs are being so weirdly sparkly.)

(JD and Turk walk out, their arms around each other’s shoulders, to meet Elliot and Carla.)
Elliot (to Carla): Okay, I’ll go first. (turns to the boys) JD, I want to live by myself.
JD: Okay, no problem. Turk, will you relay this? (makes a series of hand signals.)
Turk: That means you guys are no longer talking.
Elliot: JD! (goes after him.)
Turk: Wait a second, what did - what did she mean, she’ll go first?
Carla: Turk, I want to come back to work; it’s who I am.
Turk: Oh.

Oh, damn it, the next song is spoilery and I really like it. If you pause at twenty seconds and skip forward to thirty, you should be fine.
For the Last Time, I’m Dominican.

(Elliot hurries to catch up with JD in a hallway.)
Elliot: Look, JD, I don’t want to let you down when your life is so crappy. Move in with me.
JD: No, Elliot, it’s okay, I was just feeling sorry for myself. Plus, it’s about time you lived on your own; you’re closer to forty than thirty.
Elliot: JD, I’m twenty-nine.
JD: I’m playing with you. Listen, we’re going to be fine. You know why?

Friends Forever.

IMPORTANT: The next clip contains both the last song and the end of the episode. Stop watching at 02.20 to avoid spoilerage.
What’s Going To Happen?


Enjoy!

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

!!!!

You are the best person ever, thank you so much.

The Janitor! He sings. The Janitor is a good singer. Oh, I'm not sure I'll ever recover. AND DR. COX SANG! (Note to Dr. Cox: when people are enthusiastic about being bumper buddies, it does not mean they want to be your son. It means something completely different.) AND DR. KELSO SANG. AND -- AND TURK AND CARLA DID A TANGO.

I can't decide which my favourite song is, the Dominican Tango or Guy Love. Because they're both so good. And! And DR. COX HAD A SINGING RANT. That is just excellent.

AND THE LAST SONG. That lady is such a good singer!

Oh, I love this series so much.

[outlaw-outorou.livejournal.com]

A Silent Hill Musical...

(Setting Heaven's Night)
Maria: So tell me James...what exactly did your wife do?
James: Well, she liked to paint a little and...
(Maria pushes him back into a chair as she gets up on stage, the lights click on and brassy striptase style music comes on.)
Maria: That's NOT what I meant...

Did she like when you touched her oh so fine?
Did she smile at each and every...special time?
Did she say that's she be oh so very true...
Can your precious little Mary do the things that I do?

(Chorus of Nurse appear behind Maria to do the oooh waaas)

Could she be so coy and shy, first day of school?
James: Well she once...
Could she be so full and free, playing the fool?
James: Well I don't recall
Could she make her cheeks blush that perfect red hue?
Did your sweet little Mary do the things I can do?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Pyramid Head can do a tap-dancing number, using his Knife as a cane!

[nano_moose]

Greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. I can die now.

BUT WAIT! I must make it my quest to give every show a musical episode! House! Black Books!

...I don't watch much TV and I think it's showing!

[cryforthemoon.livejournal.com]

Eeeee! *clicks multiple links*

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what I just watched, but it was awesome.

STOP MAKING ME AWARE OF SHOWS I APPARENTLY NEED TO WATCH.

ARG.

I HATE YOU.

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, I was wondering whether anyone who wasn't familiar with Scrubs would watch! THERE IS NO ESCAPE. EVENTUALLY I SHALL ENSNARE YOU INTO EVERY ONE OF MY FANDOMS.

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

LINKS COMPEL ME. I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CLICK. IT IS A DISEASE!

And now I am curious and I check the listings for when it is on and of course it is Thursday night at a time where every single television and VCR in the house in busy recording things like Grey's Anatomy and Smallville and The OC because my father likes teenage drama shows. *WOE*

If I didn't know better, I would think you are intentionally mentioning only things that there is no hope of me ever ever watching. I suppose this is why places like YouTube exist.

[rionaleonhart]

Of course, now you have to watch the best Public Service Announcement ever, JD and Turk being adorably dorky and assorted reasons why Doctor Cox is awesome as well.

[wolfenkahlon.livejournal.com]

I have sneakily friended you (please ignore the completely non-sneaky way that I just told you that. Sneaky! Like a stealthy ninja!) because:

a) I've been lurking on your journal for a while because of your posts about Doctor Who, Torchwood, Final Fantasy and Silent Hill, and feel that I should y'know, say something.

b) I am now watching Life on Mars and am also dying in anticipation of the new series of Top Gear, and it is all your fault! (By which I mean: thank you! Thank you! Thank you!)

c) You've just managed to make me watch more scrubs in one sitting than I have ever by the combined power of musicals and Youtube.

d) You are awesome.

e) ?

f) Profit!

g) Super-secret hidden option that is deeply philosophical and stuff, and also incidentally lets you finally fight the boss.

And now you will never be rid of me! unless you um, tell me to go away, or something.

*is doomed to have the urge to burst into song for the rest of the day.*

[rionaleonhart]

I SUSPECT NOTHING.

This comment made me grin like a lunatic and somehow managed to get the 'Friends Forever' song from the musical stuck in my head, which, I suppose, I should take as a Sign that I should friend you back. Well, that and the fact that you seem pretty awesome.

(Hang on, that Ultimecia-is-Selphie theory on your journal looks awfully familiar. In fact, from back when the suspiciously similarly-named Riona Leonhart was a moderator on FFFanatics, she can remember being very impressed and amused by it when the suspiciously similarly-named Wolfen Cahlon first posted it.)

[wolfenkahlon.livejournal.com]

Good. There is nothing to suspect. *Whistles. Nonchalantly*

*Is filled with joy!* Listening to that song again I come to conclusion that JD's singing sounds much better when accompanied by JD's dancing. Also that song immediately cuts into the beginning of 'What's Going to Happen?' and suddenly I am filled with a deep need to find woman-who-hears-singing, give her a hug and tell her that everything is going to be alright. Then the clip ends, the first line of 'Friends Forever' comes into my head, and I start dancing in my seat again.

There was another draft of the previous comment, in which the suspiciously similarly-named Wolfen Cahlon reminisces about FFFanatics; where the suspiciously similarly-named Riona Leonhart was a moderator, who made mention of the fantastic Baconfat and linked to the Baconfat's site; which was bookmarked by the suspiciously similarly-named Wolfen Cahlon, who later on took the suspiciously similar name of wolfenkahlon and came across the bookmark again from whence he discovered the LiveJournal of Baconfat; who there went under the suspiciously similar (and occasionaly grammatically confusing) name of thebaconfat and was often commented on by rionaleonhart who had a suspiciously similar name to the suspiciously similarly-named Riona Leonhart. Suspicious of this suspiciously similar name wolfenkahlon had a look at the LiveJournal of rionaleonhart and promptly got distracted by new fandoms, bizarre tags, shiny things and other things not immediately relevant to our story. Eventually wolfenkahlon got around to actually doing something with this thing called LiveJournal and started commenting on stuff and friending people including rionaleonhart and thus wacky hi-jinks ensued.

*Wracks brain for more memories of FFFanatics.*