This sounds like a joke. I swear it is absolutely true. She started the massage, and he winced, and she asked if it hurt, and he said, 'No.' That alone was more sexual than I tend to expect in a Final Fantasy game; Cloud was explicitly turned on! And then she kept massaging his hand until he came. It was deeply, deeply weird.
Wait, what?
I mean, I suppose the original did have the scene where Cloud participates in group sex with a bunch of burly men in the bath. Maybe I should be less surprised.
WHAT?
Speaking of sexual awakenings, Aerith definitely had one when she saw Cloud in drag.
Wow, this game does not sound like what I pictured.
Aerith said 'well, at least you tried' post-dance (which I thought was harsh; I only made five slipups!), but Andrea still declared he was in love with me. I'm half-tempted to reload my save and see if I can do better. If I do well enough, maybe Cloud and Andrea will get married and the entire rest of the game will be derailed.
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Wait, what?
WHAT?
Wow, this game does not sound like what I pictured.
That sounds unlikely, but amazing.