This made me so happy, because Dan Brown is at the top of my Titanic passenger list.
If one more person says to me, "But Dan Brown has done wonders for the reading world, he has encouraged so many people to start buying books!" then I may explode with anger.
Dan Brown has done nothing except clog up the bestsellers list for FAR TOO LONG and write extraordinarily bad books that make my eyes bleed (although it can be quite amusing).
Did I mention that his one flaw - and the book actually says that it is his only flaw - is that he always insists on paying for meals? DEAR GOD, HE’S GENEROUS. WHAT A FLAW. OBVIOUSLY HE IS A FULLY-ROUNDED CHARACTER AND I WAS WRONG WRONG WRONG TO EVER CRITICISE DAN BROWN’S WONDERFUL WORK.
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If one more person says to me, "But Dan Brown has done wonders for the reading world, he has encouraged so many people to start buying books!" then I may explode with anger.
Dan Brown has done nothing except clog up the bestsellers list for FAR TOO LONG and write extraordinarily bad books that make my eyes bleed (although it can be quite amusing).
Did I mention that his one flaw - and the book actually says that it is his only flaw - is that he always insists on paying for meals? DEAR GOD, HE’S GENEROUS. WHAT A FLAW. OBVIOUSLY HE IS A FULLY-ROUNDED CHARACTER AND I WAS WRONG WRONG WRONG TO EVER CRITICISE DAN BROWN’S WONDERFUL WORK.
'Nuff said.