In defence of my client's concerns, his book did include multiple lovingly detailed poems about piss.

(Client: Do I have too many poems about pee? Should I remove one of them? Are people going to think I'm into watersports?
Riona: I mean, you don't have to remove any, but people are definitely going to think you're into watersports.)

BUT WOULD THEY FUCK

Maybe? They would hate every moment of it but both convince themselves that they were asserting their superiority.