rionaleonhart: final fantasy viii: found a draw point! no one can draw... (you're a terrible artist)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2022-06-04 07:43 pm

Coming Home To Balamb Again.

I'm watching Tem play The Great Ace Attorney! We're very early in it - we're at the start of the second case and have just hit the first deduction sequence - but I'm enjoying it a lot.



I'm absolutely outraged that this game killed Dr Watson Wilson in the first case and Kazuma in the second. You can't kill the boyfriends of both Ryunosuke and Sholmes immediately! Unless you want them to seek comfort in each other's arms, I suppose.

Both Tem and I shipped Ryunosuke and Kazuma very hard and were extremely unhappy when Kazuma was killed in the second case. Sholmes is not a satisfactory replacement boyfriend, although he is definitely hitting on us.

Also unhappy about Kazuma's fate: Zuko, our cat, who had a great time attacking Kazuma's bandana whenever he was on the screen. I've never been able to pinpoint a cat's favourite character with such certainty before.

I'm really puzzled by the question of what language the characters are speaking. It's canonically established that Ryunosuke can't speak English and Sholmes can't speak Japanese; how are they communicating? How does Ryunosuke converse with the Russian sailors? Is there an interpreter just offscreen? Did the interpreter commit this murder?

Wait, now that I double-check, Ryunosuke actually can understand the English spoken in the first case! It was a confusing decision to put it in an unreadable font; I suppose it was just to make it clear that Brett was speaking a different language from everyone else? I wonder if it was in plain English in the original Japanese version.

Frankly, making Ryunosuke sleep in the wardrobe on the ship is a tragic waste of an 'only one bed' scenario. Come on, let me believe he and Kazuma shared the bed at least sometimes. Maybe they tried sharing the bed for a few nights and then Ryunosuke insisted on sleeping in the wardrobe because he was having too many feelings.



On an unrelated note, I've been trying to write Squall/Zell, the first pairing I ever really shipped, and it's just impossible. Who's going to make the first move? Obviously not Squall. I can't picture Zell doing it either. It's hard to picture either of them even recognising any feelings they might have for each other, so I can't even write pining.

I used to be confused that Squall/Zell wasn't a bigger pairing, but it turns out it's physically impossible to write. I suppose that explains it.

Strictly speaking, I have written Squall/Zell once before - it was my first ever attempt at writing romance - but I was thirteen and it was dire. (It's only seven hundred words, but maybe I could do a miniature Old Fanfiction Book Club at some point.) Perhaps one day I'll manage to write something less terrible for these two; they deserve it!

I've been thinking a lot about Final Fantasy VIII lately. I've gone through so many fandoms over the years, but every so often my heart will fly back to this game; it's the single work of fiction that's most important to me and the one I'll always, always, always come back to. I've loved it for twenty years, and I'll love it for the rest of my life. These messed-up teenage mercenaries are a permanent part of me.

If you have something similar, I'd be interested to hear about it! What's the story your soul is anchored to?
magistrate: The arc of the Earth in dark space. (Default)

[personal profile] magistrate 2022-06-05 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Except... Shiva? Shiva springs up from the cracked ground in a pillar of ice to go COME ON, GUYS, WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.]

I mean, is this one of those takes where bonding with your GF lets you start either hearing their commentary or getting emotional bleedover from them? A workaround could be found! Ship, uh, finds a way?


[What a strange mess of a show. I liked the characters, but so many of the episodes are terrible.]

PRECISELY THE PROBLEM. If you manage to make it out of the first couple seasons – the first one especially – the incidence of terrible episodes goes down, but they never entirely go away. Even late seasons have things that make me want to throw the screen out a window.

To be entirely honest, I have not gone back and re-watched SG1 in a very long time. Partially because I'm afraid of the suck fairy, and partially because I took most of what I liked, put it in a terrarium in the back of my head, and treat that as my canon for fanficcing purposes. I suspect that if I did go rewatch the show, I'd find a lot of subtle but jarring mismatches between what's in my head and what's actually presented as canon.
Edited (End-italics tag, my old archnemesis...) 2022-06-05 13:57 (UTC)