Oh, God, I am becoming horribly embarrassed just reading this. I am feeling so utterly sorry for my fic-self! I may actually be starting to become rather annoyed with Jeremy and then having to consciously remind myself that, er, he never actually did any of this. (If the policeman reported that I said that, though, my family would definitely suspect that something was up. Also: worst policeman ever. "Oh, this girl forced her way into your car? All right; carry on.")