(The continued streak of lateness, er, continues.)
Ah, Jeremy would not be Jeremy without insane expressions.
Oh, God, they are evil, aren't they? They will have to get their comeuppance at some point.
And many many yippees that you think I have a good May-voice! This is wonderful news!
(This is good, as I seem to not want to stop writing it.)
"There's more to the plan?" said May, an expression of bemusement crossing his face. "Actually, never mind, we need to get Harriet home."
"Oh, but I think Harriet wants to hear the plan, " said Jeremy, his 'mad scientist' expression appearing. "She was asking about the evidence of Hammond fancying me earlier."
Hammond flushed. "Please don't start all that again."
Jeremy grinned. "No, Richard, we're on to a new subject now. On it like May was on you in that art gallery."
James raised his eyebrows. "I'm impressed you managed to squeeze innuendo from that," he said.
"Oh, I'm sure you'll be impressed with a lot of things if you stay," said Jeremy, grinning an unpleasantly lewd grin.
Hammond groaned and his head fell to his waiting hands. "Please, if nothing else, think of the dog." TG whined as though to back up the statement.
"Fine, the dog can go for a walk with Harriet," said Jeremy. "See how caring I am, Richard? Doesn't it warm your heart?"
"No," said Richard through gritted teeth and his hands.
"Jeremy," said James, "as amusing as it is to see you torture poor Hammond ("Hey!" he cried indignantly), I think it would be best if we took poor Harriet home. She's suffered enough today after having to put up with you and your impersonations of a teenage girl all day." TG nuzzled James' trouser leg in appreciation for his sensibleness.
"Oh, fine," snapped Jeremy. "We're coming back here afterwards though."
"You are not dragging us back here just so we can turn you down!" exclaimed Richard.
"Richard, I'm shocked; I was thinking we could look at the scenery and possibly take a nice nature walk."
"Jeremy, I'd rather you didn't ruin my favourite holiday spot," said May. "Now, we're going home."
"You know," said Harriet, a rather worried tone creeping into her voice, "I think those people who were looking for the Horcrux have stolen all my money."
"Oh, no," said Jeremy, "now we're going to have to sleep here and find them in the morning! What a shame!"
Hammond eyeballed him. "Shut up, Jeremy, you're even less convincing at that than you were at being a teenage girl."
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Ah, Jeremy would not be Jeremy without insane expressions.
Oh, God, they are evil, aren't they? They will have to get their comeuppance at some point.
And many many yippees that you think I have a good May-voice! This is wonderful news!
(This is good, as I seem to not want to stop writing it.)
"There's more to the plan?" said May, an expression of bemusement crossing his face. "Actually, never mind, we need to get Harriet home."
"Oh, but I think Harriet wants to hear the plan, " said Jeremy, his 'mad scientist' expression appearing. "She was asking about the evidence of Hammond fancying me earlier."
Hammond flushed. "Please don't start all that again."
Jeremy grinned. "No, Richard, we're on to a new subject now. On it like May was on you in that art gallery."
James raised his eyebrows. "I'm impressed you managed to squeeze innuendo from that," he said.
"Oh, I'm sure you'll be impressed with a lot of things if you stay," said Jeremy, grinning an unpleasantly lewd grin.
Hammond groaned and his head fell to his waiting hands. "Please, if nothing else, think of the dog." TG whined as though to back up the statement.
"Fine, the dog can go for a walk with Harriet," said Jeremy. "See how caring I am, Richard? Doesn't it warm your heart?"
"No," said Richard through gritted teeth and his hands.
"Jeremy," said James, "as amusing as it is to see you torture poor Hammond ("Hey!" he cried indignantly), I think it would be best if we took poor Harriet home. She's suffered enough today after having to put up with you and your impersonations of a teenage girl all day." TG nuzzled James' trouser leg in appreciation for his sensibleness.
"Oh, fine," snapped Jeremy. "We're coming back here afterwards though."
"You are not dragging us back here just so we can turn you down!" exclaimed Richard.
"Richard, I'm shocked; I was thinking we could look at the scenery and possibly take a nice nature walk."
"Jeremy, I'd rather you didn't ruin my favourite holiday spot," said May. "Now, we're going home."
"You know," said Harriet, a rather worried tone creeping into her voice, "I think those people who were looking for the Horcrux have stolen all my money."
"Oh, no," said Jeremy, "now we're going to have to sleep here and find them in the morning! What a shame!"
Hammond eyeballed him. "Shut up, Jeremy, you're even less convincing at that than you were at being a teenage girl."