Unless, Of Course, I Am Wrong.

[rionaleonhart]

Sometimes, I worry 'what if the impossible happens?' and become very distressed when I can't work out a way of fixing it. I have actually thought 'what if Jeremy Clarkson and I swap bodies for some reason and we can't find a way to change back? What if he doesn't want to change back? OH MY GOD, WHAT WILL I DO WHEN THAT HAPPENS?'

Yes, Riona, I am sure that your inability to work out how to reverse an inexplicable bodyswap will have terrible consequences in the future.

I'd like to have some sort of content in this entry, but I don't really have anything to say. Apart from 'er, please tell me I'm not the only person who thought that Charles and Sir were totally a couple in Lemony Snicket's The Penultimate Peril?', but I'm a bit afraid of saying that in case everyone says 'Yes, Riona, you are the only person who thought that. Take your slash-addled brain and stay far away from children's books, please.'

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Ah, so NOW Jeremy decides he wants to do research! And hee, Hammond doesn't want them turned back out of sheer fear and horror! AND MOCK RON'S LAST NAME, because obviously Clarkson is the most normal name in the world, ever.

Also, do I want to know Hermione's idea?

[newbie1990.livejournal.com]

Yes, Jeremy gets to things rather late, doesn't he? Poor old Hammond. Ah, yes, Jeremy mocks without thinking.

Oh, dear, it was May's idea. I really should make these things more clear. Ahem. It involves the Useless Trio and will therefore probably go drastically wrong, because they are so very confused by Clarkson and co.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

There will be EVEN MORE bodyswapping, then.

[newbie1990.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, I don't know. Hopefully not, for the sake of poor Harriet and TG.

Er, there is a new part up... um... here! (http://rionaleonhart.livejournal.com/64771.html?thread=1221379#t1221379)