We've 'ad the 'oops, and the Angel Delight. We're currently working through the pink wafers and the Blue Nun is chilling so we're drinking hock (should that be 'ock instead?) at the moment.

There are currently the makings of a Bird's Trifle setting in the kitchen and I regret to say that Andy dipped her pink wafers in her 'oops.

What was worse, I realised what she was going to do as she reached for them...