Peter, in the comics you once kissed J. Jonah Jameson just because you thought it was funny

I read this line and was immediately compelled to look this moment up. Beautiful. You're so weird, Peter.

Oh, that's cool about the Vulture! He has a minor role in the first game, but I never really registered his age through his costume. Sadly, we learn in this game that Kraven has killed him, but at least that's an interesting way to go out.