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rionaleonhart) wrote2007-04-26 12:58 pm
rionaleonhart) wrote2007-04-26 12:58 pm
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Rebuilding The Set Is A Full-Time Job.
I have a theory, and that theory is that a crossover of Top Gear and The Young Ones could, quite possibly, be the most amazing thing ever. I know that I probably call quite a few things 'the most amazing thing ever', but this time it is particularly true. They both revolve around insane, complete disaster-magnet groups of people. Vyvyan turbo-charges a vacuum cleaner, which proceeds to eat the floor. How can it never have been crossed over with Top Gear? Clarkson and Vyvyan would team up and destroy the world. Or, well, maybe not team up, because I am fairly sure that they would utterly despise each other, but there would definitely be world-destruction involved.
I've only seen about four episodes of The Young Ones, though, which means that I must desperately try to find someone else to write it, which means that![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dracothelizard must once again suffer my pestering her. She did write a couple of snippets, which were fantastic and made me die of glee and had Rick flirting with May under the impression that he was a woman ("Would you like to hear my poem? I wrote it especially for you. You'll - you'll have to come to my room, though, I left it there." The man then gave the hippie a filthy glare for no apparent reason.), but she seems reluctant to write any more, alas.
I've only seen about four episodes of The Young Ones, though, which means that I must desperately try to find someone else to write it, which means that
dracothelizard must once again suffer my pestering her. She did write a couple of snippets, which were fantastic and made me die of glee and had Rick flirting with May under the impression that he was a woman ("Would you like to hear my poem? I wrote it especially for you. You'll - you'll have to come to my room, though, I left it there." The man then gave the hippie a filthy glare for no apparent reason.), but she seems reluctant to write any more, alas.
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Also, you seriously need to see Nasty, in which, rather than move the video closer to the wall socket, Vyvyan uses his car to move the wall (and the socket) closer to the video, thus prompting Rick's "That's right, Vyvyan, if Mohammed won't come to the mountain, smash the living room to pieces, that's very Buddhist, isn't it?"
I know that show far too well.
On the bright side, I get a chance to use my Young Ones icons!
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Also, you seriously need to see Nasty, in which, rather than move the video closer to the wall socket, Vyvyan uses his car to move the wall (and the socket) closer to the video
THAT IS GENIUS. THAT IS SUCH GENIUS. OH MY GOD, TV, SHOW THE YOUNG ONES, PLEASE.
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IT IS INCREDIBLE GENIUS, especially when they start fighting the vampire.
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Also, I am downloading all 12 episodes of The Young Ones, not just for me, but also so that I can upload them and make you download them and watch them! MWUAHAHA.
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Because that was just amazing. *PESTERS ANYONE AND EVERYONE TO WRITE THIS*
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"I'm not the short one," Richard insisted. "You are!"
The other man regarded him coolly. "Look, Mike, the cool person, is not short, you got that?"
"No, really, you are. You're short. You're shorter than me, it's obvious."
"It's obviously an illusion created by drugs. Can I have some?"
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, May was staring at the oven with horror. "And no one has ever cleaned this up?"
The hippie shook his head. "No, but it's amazing, you stick your head in there for a minute and then, wow, the colours!"
"I'll, er, take your word for it," May replied, warily eyeing the other young man who had taken to hanging around him.
"Would you like to hear my poem? I wrote it especially for you. You'll - you'll have to come to my room, though, I left it there." The man then gave the hippie a filthy glare for no apparent reason.
Outside, Clarkson was arguing with the punk. "First of all, Vyvyan is a girl's name, which suits you because you drive like one, and secondly the Ford Anglia is a crap car."
"IT IS NOT!" Vyvyan shouted, and promptly picked up the garbage can to swing at Clarkson.
And then, just when Hammond was going to punch Mike, and James was going to tell Rick to bugger off, Mr. Balowski stormed through the front door. "Hello boys, my little angels of capitalism!" he said, pinching Mike's cheek. "What a nice day we are having today! Oh! You have friends over, how silly of me not to knock. Oh well."
"Mr. Balowski, what are you doing here?" Rick demanded. "We're busy!"
"Ah yes, you boys are students, no doubt you are very busy studying, yes?"
"We would be if you didn't interrupt us," Rick replied, grinning at James, who took a step back and bumped into Neil, who promptly apologised for existing.
"Very well, I shall leave again. Bye!" Mr. Balowski said cheerfully, and left.
"Does that sort of thing happen around here more often?" James asked.
Neil frowned. "What sort of thing?"
"Y'know, strange people coming in at all hours, that sort of thing," James replied.
"What do you mean, strange people?"
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...IT MUST CONTINUE! IT MUST!
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...THANKS. BYE.
:D
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Oh, I will be so happy if that crossover is written.
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In other words: I heartily endorse this theory!
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